{"id":12,"date":"2008-03-31T12:58:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T18:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/?p=24"},"modified":"2008-03-31T12:58:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T18:58:29","slug":"things-that-make-us-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Things that make us laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evrett, being his usual exuberant self, often cracks us up in the course of a day.  Some of my top favorites of late:<\/p>\n<p>When asked by a church friend about the meaning of Easter, Evrett(with a bit of prompting) could accurately describe both the egg hunting and resurrection of Jesus portions of the day.  But when asked &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it great that we can all go to heaven to be with Jesus someday?&#8221; Evrett promptly and emphatically answered &#8220;Nope!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I asked him &#8220;Don&#8217;t you want to be in heaven with Jesus someday?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Evrett: &#8220;Nope!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Why not? What do you want to do instead?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Evrett: &#8220;I want Jesus to come here so I can show him how I DANCE!!!&#8221; Then he spun and danced around in circles for several minutes.  &#8220;That&#8217;s my super-Evrett dance.&#8221;  Just in case the Son of God was lacking for entertainment I guess.  Obviously he&#8217;s not ready to graduate from Sunday school quite yet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are we going to drive on Colorado Voulebard?&#8221; Apparently BouleVard is somehow impossible to pronounce&#8211;despite Evrett&#8217;s ridiculous verbal skills.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mommy, we&#8217;re having a FIRE Party.  We&#8217;re taking over the world!&#8221; (while he and Daddy and uncle Adam burn sticks in our fire ring)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not so fond of naps Mommy&#8221;  Too bad, so sad; naps are non-negotiable.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t drive too fast Daddy, or the police will give you a ticket.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ben, being a baby, cannot quite keep up with big brother in this department.  However he has expanded his vocabulary with: &#8216;Balla&#8217;, which means balloon, and just today began saying &#8216;meh&#8217;.  I think &#8216;meh&#8217; is his pondering word, as he uses it almost exclusively while playing with things and attempting to discover how they work.  He&#8217;s working on spontaneous use of &#8216;A-da-da&#8217; in reference to his uncle Adam.  Currently it is often confused with regular &#8216;Da-da&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not all that interesting other than this right now, although there will be some new Easter\/Ross birthday pics sometime this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evrett, being his usual exuberant self, often cracks us up in the course of a day. Some of my top favorites of late: When asked by a church friend about the meaning of Easter, Evrett(with a bit of prompting) could accurately describe both the egg hunting and resurrection of Jesus portions of the day. But &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/?p=12\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Things that make us laugh&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benett.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}